• 1丑陋片尾(wěi )曲
• 2你曾(🚾)经看到(📳)过(🕥)的毁三观的画(📆)(huà(Ⓜ) )面是什(shí(🗿) )么(me )
• 3你曾(📽)经做过(📧)最羞(🍗)耻的事情是(🥛)什么
• 4你听(tīng )过或看过哪些变态(🗼)故事(✒)

1丑(🐫)陋片(piàn )尾曲

RightRound

演唱FloRidaKeha

编曲(🤮)创作(🤧)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(♒)

所属(shǔ )专(zhuā(🥤)n )辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文(🐜)(wén )歌(🌘)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看(kàn )到过的(de )毁三(🐼)(sā(😒)n )观的(✴)画面是什么(🍵)(me )

3你曾经做(🌙)过最羞耻的事(🔵)情(qíng )是什么

4你听(tī(🎎)ng )过或(👑)看过哪些变态故事

几大桌(zhuō )子的宾(bīn )客(kè )正(zhèng )吃几(🎱)顿的兴奋(fèn )突然(⏹)之(zhī )间(🕖)靠(🔰)院(yuàn )墙(🛶)(qiáng )的(📷)几桌(🐘)(zhuō(👃) )客人(🎢)一阵(zhèn )大乱

大(dà )家闷哼看过来(🙊)原来是是院墙隔壁(🎾)有一些邪秽的(🛁)东西不时(⛽)(shí )飞过来

酒菜(cài )不(bú(😥) )能(😼)不(🍒)能再吃一些宾客的衣(🗄)服也(❇)沾了脏很多人都(dōu )气的怒骂

做(🔙)为主(🎵)人的二舅(💕)也就肯(kěn )定不能不闻不(🐔)(bú(🐧) )问

他跟宾客们道了几句歉(qiàn )就(🌏)拿(ná )梯子爬到(⚪)院(yuàn )墙(🍮)和邻居对骂

王桂英我XXXXX你(nǐ )平时跟我(💅)瞎折腾(⬅)我也就忍了今天你(🕦)去见(😛)这样多人跟我较劲我非撕烂你的嘴巴不可二舅站(zhàn )在(zài )梯子气极败(🚈)坏(huài )的骂道

吴明宏你有胆子(🛸)就再试(shì )试你一天(tiā(🎭)n )不把事(shì(💸) )情能(💥)解决好老(👄)娘就一天不放(fàng )你对面(🍅)传他们来(lái )了(le )一个妇女的(de )骂声

二舅家农村的(👪)房子是挨得很近隔(gé )壁建的

以前(👘)房(fáng )子一样高下雨天(💈)各家屋(wū )上的雨水向(🌿)着瓦片淌入各家院(😟)里

可二舅(🛃)拆了旧房起新房新房(🛡)(fáng )比(🦂)隔壁(🛀)的(👌)房子高了半米角上的雨(⌛)水(shuǐ )就往隔壁屋顶上(🎀)流肯定(🐤)也就进(💿)了他家(jiā )的院子

不过这也并非有什么(👃)大事(🚃)

流到院子里院子里的确就有排水沟(📓)能(néng )有什么东西(🐠)影响呢

不过(🐁)王(👙)(wá(🐩)ng )桂英不(bú )这样想

原来大家大都庄稼人(📮)靠(kào )天(😅)收成(🏛)经济条件不多邻(🔎)里关系也美满和谐

可二(èr )舅这(zhè(🌝) )几年地里活(huó )不(📍)忙就(jiù )去(qù )城里打零工挣的(🏅)(de )钱盖了这几(🍄)间新瓦(🙈)房

些农村人就有(👔)这个红眼病(💩)见岂(🕒)(qǐ )能别(🖇)人比自己过的好尤其是以前都(🏨)觉得不如你自己的

王桂英就一直看不起二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈四虎

名字里面只不过(🐗)有个(gè )虎字但是(🤣)是只病猫(🏻)

陈四虎(🥖)老(🔎)实(🔧)的三棍子打不出(💎)个屁来

他怕事平(🚂)时家里的事全是王桂英撑腰

今天二舅摆(bǎi )上梁酒王(🏐)桂英不(bú )知好歹找碴陈四虎(🏮)就躲(duǒ(🥩) )在(😗)屋里不出(🤫)头

陈四虎(👙)你(🌗)出不出来管一管(guǎn )你如果(👶)(guǒ )这样再不(🏝)论(lù(🧓)n )别(🙆)怪我一点也不客(🚯)气了王桂英骂的真的(🎵)很难听手(🧕)中还不时(shí )的(de )铲着(🔪)(zhe )鸡粪猪(🧡)粪往院子这边(biā(🚛)n )甩二舅实在是(shì )忍无可忍的道(😈)

爹你跟他啰唆什(🌫)么呢(🔃)东西啊(💿)大(dà )表哥的确对(duì )二(👬)舅实在是太温(🤶)和(😅)的处理(lǐ(💐) )不(🎷)满

大表(biǎ(⏭)o )哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可以打开了隔壁的大门

早守在门口的(🔈)二(èr )表哥带着兴奋(fèn )几个(❣)堂兄(🚁)弟一拥而(🈴)上夺过王桂英(yīng )手(shǒ(🏐)u )中的铁锹出来是一顿打

幸好村(cūn )里几(jǐ )个(gè )干部(🦈)(bù )也几人就把众人给抽(🏻)开了

王(🕦)桂英(👦)说要可以报警村书记许红(hóng )星嘲(cháo )弄道王桂英你有(🍸)脸打110人家摆酒席你泼屎打了你又是(shì )活该倒霉你(nǐ )今(📷)天要(yào )不向(🦊)吴老二道歉(📁)吧(ba )看我咋收(🏁)拾(😎)(shí )好你

王桂英哪(nǎ )里肯去道歉

她见所有人都奚落她的(🤓)不是顿时就气的要撞墙自(☕)戕

更何况几(jǐ )人的人(🔢)多(🙀)把(〰)她给拉(🐖)住了

这时候场面(miàn )僵在(💯)原地了几方(🚢)面都下不来台

更何况陈四(⏸)虎从房里(lǐ(⛏) )走了出来他向(🥋)二舅道了(👲)歉(👑)还向许书(🍌)记只要管(guǎn )好老婆自愿来陪偿二舅三百块(📎)钱王桂(guì )英也被(📷)懦弱的陈四(👗)虎(🏤)气的一时间回了娘家(jiā )事(shì )情才算(💠)告了(le )一(⏯)段落(luò )

事情下来了一年多(duō )我(🤣)又回来(lái )了一(🚮)次(🦁)二舅家吃饭(🥠)不这(😷)回是白事

王桂(🎈)英那(🚯)次受了气虽(🐨)说(🌟)对二舅一(😅)家耿耿(📼)于(🍌)怀但更气陈(chén )四虎的太窝(😧)(wō )囊

她天天上更加变本加(jiā )厉的数落(😯)陈四虎(hǔ )的懦(nuò )弱无能终(😜)于成功(gōng )把陈四(👎)虎给烧穿了

那(🍰)天二舅还在城里去打工(🐵)二舅(🕴)妈一个人(rén )在(💑)菜地干(gàn )活的人

陈四(sì )虎那(nà )着砍草的镰刀(🚏)来到(🍶)菜地把(🥎)二舅妈砍翻在地

镰(🙊)刀再锋(fē(💑)ng )利但远远超出长(🚚)度也没办法(🗯)一下把人脑(🐻)(nǎo )袋(🚖)(dài )砍下来(🕞)

陈四(sì )虎面驳周边惊慌(➕)的村民(🎋)的(de )面一(yī )镰刀一(yī )镰刀(🈸)的(de )砍下了(le )二舅妈的脑袋

接(🧦)着提着血淋(🔎)(lín )淋(😥)的的脑袋(⭕)回(huí )到家里扔到了(le )王桂英面前

你看(🥠)一下我倒底(👣)有没(mé(🌵)i )窝囊(🤼)废有胆量的村民(🌊)(mín )伏(👍)(fú )在门缝上见(💚)到他这样的话问(wèn )王桂英

王(🕛)桂英被吓的魂不附(🍔)体(🚶)号陶痛哭

陈四虎(㊙)得意地的(🏙)压(yā )了一(yī(🔊) )桶(🈲)水(shuǐ )洗干净的手(🏈)脚正坐在堂屋看电视节目

很快地J察就进了村立即逮捕(bǔ )了陈四虎(🦆)

法(fǎ(🌀) )医(yī )仵作验尸(🌯)让亲戚(qī )邻里自己去看

大夏天放了一两天的(🕤)人(🐫)头恶臭很难(😉)闻看完的(🦓)人都吐了

吃东西的那天王(wáng )桂(guì(🚭) )英是没有(yǒu )再找你麻烦

她(🥏)家(⚓)的门上落了锁没人(🏻)明白(bái )了她去哪(nǎ )了